Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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