Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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