Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
