32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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