come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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