You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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