i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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