He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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