I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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