he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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