He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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