Banned from zoo.
Again?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
