Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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