Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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