is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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