i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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