You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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