Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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