doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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