I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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