it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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