I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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