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we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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