FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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