so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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