The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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