take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
