he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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