bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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