Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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