ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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