i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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