wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
