it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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