Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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