Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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