I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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