No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Randomize
