Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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