i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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