Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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