they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
