i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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