If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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