have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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