This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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