He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Randomize
