why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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