I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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