All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
