maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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