dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
BRING THE BAGELS
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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