so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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