3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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