Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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