Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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