what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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