we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
You don't make any sense
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