"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
